I am more pregnant. The foetus has transformed from a theoretical thing that I knew was in there making me…
The greatest April Fools’ joke of all time
Do you want to really get someone on April Fool’s Day? To detonate the duke of all jokes, play the…
I Swear
(Content warning: this blog post contains words that some readers may find offensive. However, I would like to point out…
I’m Pregnant (Yer Wha?)
I am pregnant. I’m writing in my first trimester, but by the time you read this I will be in…
How to Survive a Canadian Winter
When I first arrived here in America’s hat, I didn’t understand quite how challenging the long, cold winters could be.…
Why did Black 47 bomb in the US even though it is deadly?
Black 47 is the first full-length feature film set during the Irish Famine. Which is strange. Because you’d think an…
The Hamsters’ Tale
It is time for me to talk about the hamsters: the hamsters that run through the whirring wheel of my…
What’s the Worst Thing You’ve Ever Done in an Art Gallery?
The Musée d’Art Contemporain was air-conditioned to precision; its cool salved my slippy summer skin. It had been a Sunday…
My N∃WS by Emer age 33
I buyed an apartment. It has red bricks but on the inside. It has two bedrooms and a big room…